Newpaper Poem
A land of big dreams and busted brackets
Begins as madness starts on CBS
The Tournament comes to Providence
That's why were mad for this thing
NCAA tips-off but thats not the only news
Rangers' Washington apologizes for using cocaine
On the runway: 1 plane, 126 aboard, 4.5 hours
Masters prepares for Tiger's return
And even a sign of the apocalyspe
Pakistan to try 5 Americans on terror charges
Poem
John was always a crazy man
One day he thought of a plan
It wasn't his first crime
And he had never done time
He was going to steal a car
But he got drunk at a bar
Driving away drunk was his flaw
Because it was against the law
He thought he could not fail
Now poor John is in jail
A land of big dreams and busted brackets
Begins as madness starts on CBS
The Tournament comes to Providence
That's why were mad for this thing
NCAA tips-off but thats not the only news
Rangers' Washington apologizes for using cocaine
On the runway: 1 plane, 126 aboard, 4.5 hours
Masters prepares for Tiger's return
And even a sign of the apocalyspe
Pakistan to try 5 Americans on terror charges
Poem
John was always a crazy man
One day he thought of a plan
It wasn't his first crime
And he had never done time
He was going to steal a car
But he got drunk at a bar
Driving away drunk was his flaw
Because it was against the law
He thought he could not fail
Now poor John is in jail